Forced blogging is certainly not the most productive method of extraction of ideas and/or information. Especially with 4 hours of sleep. Instead of regaling (or miserably attempting to, rather), I’m going to find as many ridiculous pictures as I can on teh interwebz and entertain you with them, Therefore defeating any journalistic purpose of this assignment. At least for the time being. Ready, steady, go.

Pure Joy.

Sock Monster.

Death by zombie children!!!!!

Oh, it is.